I love to share stories about my coworker, Nancy. Nancy is a man and of course, “Nancy” is not his real name. It’s a nickname that my colleague and friend, Bill, and I have determined is most suitable. Nancy is a 46-year old married man with 2 children. He is college-educated and has worked for over 20 years in the finance industry. He is a moron and a pansy. Click here for more Nancyisms. You won’t be disappointed.
My colleague, Bill was the lucky one (insert sarcasm here!) to hear this story directly from Nancy. I wasn’t present, thankfully, but the story is too unbelievable not to share with you.
Nancy, his wife and 2 teenaged children went to Walmart a few weekends ago. Nancy has told us in the past that they like to play the “Wally’s World Game” as a family. The “game” entails selecting a Walmart employee for whom English is a second language – asking that employee a question – and laughing at him when he appears confused or doesn’t understand the question. I know, I know…Nan and family are top quality.
Their recent visit to Walmart tops the cake. Nancy and family arrived at Walmart and tracked down one of the employees. They told the employee that they saw a dog running loose in the store near aisle 9. Naturally, the employee ran over to aisle 9 to get the dog. Then Nancy ran down a different aisle and barked like a dog. When the employee checked that aisle, Nancy ran to a different aisle and again barked like a dog. He and his family thought it was so hilarious that the employee was running around the store looking for the dog.
I dont’ make this stuff up.